Milton Jones is coming to Lincolnshire next year as part of his new UK tour Milton Jones is Out There.
The man with the loudest shirts on television will put his foot down and lift the lid on the pedal bin of lies of the media.
He will explain why buying his own see-saw was the best decision he ever made.
And he also wants to be Prime Minister but seeking the highest office in the land has its problems – like how do you get a desk and swivel chair up a mountain?
He will tackle these issues and more at the Baths Hall in Scunthorpe on October 7.
Tickets are £26 on 0844 8542776 or www.bathshall.co.uk