Returning after a critically acclaimed, total sell-out spring tour the Grumpy Old Women are bringing Fifty Shades of Beige to the Baths Hall in Scunthorpe next week.
Having had plenty to get unhappy during their last tour (and will doubtlesss have found more before this one), the Grumpies are back to knock some sense into the nation.
Perrier Award-winning comedian, writer and original star of Grumpy Old Women Jenny Eclair will be joined by fellow recruits Susie Blake (Mrs Brown’s Boys, Coronation Street) and actress and singer Kate Robbins (Where The Heart Is, Casualty BBC
This jam-packed show includes learning the art of ‘grumpy grooming’, the joy of large pants, a free nagging master class (how to get your own way without him even noticing) and beards for women – which style will suit you?
In addition, there’s the complimentary anger management workshop, the rules of middle-aged drinking, navigating the smorgasbord of worry, voluntary euthanasia versus retirement, how to customise an unwanted pole dancing kit and a mercifully brief Zumba demonstration.
Come and bask in an orgy of fury and big laughs in this glorious live version of the hit TV show.
Grumpy Old Women visits The Baths Hall on Wednesday, July 13 at 8pm.
Tickets priced £25 each are available now from the box office on 0844 8542776 or online at www.bathshall.co.uk