To tweet or not to tweet

YES folks, that is right I have entered the 21st Century.

I now have Twitter and a Facebook ‘accounts’. But this isn’t, as I feared, like a bank account (I don’t believe in banks) it is merely a place online where I can reach my adoring readers.

If you go online readers can now ‘follow me’ at .

This doesn’t mean you will literally follow me. You will merely follow me in the same way one follows a religion or football team.

Likewise I am also on Facebook, just search for ‘Gainsborough’s Captain’. From here you can add me as a ‘friend’, again this doesn’t literally mean you will be my friend.

It just means you like me, and I let you.

The Captain