Pigs ear of a pet

TALK about bringing home the bacon. Last week’s page three story had me rolling around the Gainsborough Standard office crying with laughter.

Only in Laughterton could you find a woman daft enough to keep a full sized pig for a pet.

She’d even painted the animal’s toe nails.

There are some very strange folk round here. Makes me wonder what other weird and wonderful pets are hidden in houses about town.