EAT and be merry

WHY does the world and his wife go crazy for diets at this time of year?

First everyone gorges like every meal is their last for the whole of December.

Then once they’ve busted out their belts they spend the whole of January complaining about how fat they are.

Well you’ve brought it on yourselves!

And quite frankly most of those whinging are terribly ugly anyway so there’s really no point going to the trouble of getting thin.

If anything you should be saving the money you would spend on food and use it to get yourself a paper bag for your head.