Farcical comedy and inept hitmen are the order of the day at Lincoln Performing Arts Centre next week as Full Frontal Theatre present The Magpie &The Yorkshireman.
When the mines perished, so did Brian and he’s determined to assassinate the woman who made him lose it all.
He has a place, a date, and the most oblivious hitmen to walk the earth.
But when their naïve wives and sexually ambiguous hotel owners trip them up, how will they succeed?
The performance is on Thursday, May 19 at 7.30pm and tickets for each are £7 (£5 concessions and under-26) on 01522 837600 or www.lpac.co.uk