I HAVE heard great reports from Friday’s Gainsborough Standard open day.
Sadly I missed the blessed event, I was washing my beard.
However I hear there was high praise for the Captain’s wit and penmanship all morning.
It seems more than the odd yokel popped down, troffed on a few sausage rolls and took the chance to slap our new editor on the back and tell him what a good job I am doing, every week.
Well I couldn’t do it without you folks.
Your feedback means the world to me.
Quotes like: “I only buy it for the Captain.”
“It’s the first page I turn to every week.”
And: “I bet he’s a devilishly handsome fellow, can I have his number please?”
Well if you didn’t pop down for it then feel free to come along to the next one on Thursday 2nd February 9.30am to 2.30pm.