You love love me do

I HAVE heard great reports from Friday’s Gainsborough Standard open day.

Sadly I missed the blessed event, I was washing my beard.

However I hear there was high praise for the Captain’s wit and penmanship all morning.

It seems more than the odd yokel popped down, troffed on a few sausage rolls and took the chance to slap our new editor on the back and tell him what a good job I am doing, every week.

Well I couldn’t do it without you folks.

Your feedback means the world to me.

Quotes like: “I only buy it for the Captain.”

“It’s the first page I turn to every week.”

And: “I bet he’s a devilishly handsome fellow, can I have his number please?”

Well if you didn’t pop down for it then feel free to come along to the next one on Thursday 2nd February 9.30am to 2.30pm.