Prince is paying a visit to Kirton?

Prince
Prince

Imagine my delight at hearing that international singer songwriter Prince would be coming to little old Kirton in Lindsey to open their new town hall.

I even came a shore for the occasion, expecting a good show with hordes of screaming fans ready to maul The Artist.

Can you imagine the level of disappointment when I arrived to see groups of small children waving Union Jacks (as if we’ve not seen enough of them this year to last a lifetime), all craning to get a glimpse of His Royal Highness Prince Edward the Duke of Wessex.

Gutted.