Insulting rubbish

DEAR Captain,

I would be interested to hear how many letters of ‘recommendation’ you recieved from readers wanting you to get a job as Standard editor.

My guess? ZERO!

Your ideas are backward and regularly every week you show yourself to be a sexist old pig who is stuck in the past.

All you do is slag off Gainsborough. The last thing we want is you ruining the rest of the Standard with your poisonous words.

The rest of the paper is very good.

Name and address supplied

Gainsborough

I like a filly who doesn’t mince her words. Perhaps you’d like to meet me for a drink to discuss some of my ideas further?