I hoisted the main sales

TEAM Gainsborough’s sales figures have shot up according to the latest national reports.

Up a whopping two per cent last year if we’re to be believed.

It can’t be a coincidence that when I finally decided to drop anchor for good the paper sale has gone up, can it?

A man could get a big head. As soon as I convinced our gruff editor to let me have a whole page, dedicated to printing my pearls of wisdom, our sales figures increase. Great stuff. And not to worry, if you go on your holidays and miss me for a week – archived Captain’s thoughts can all be found ‘online’ on our ‘website’.

I’m even thinking of branching out and getting myself on twitter. Just as soon as I figure out what it is, what the point of it is and how it works.

The Captain