I SEE the lives of you landlubbers has been thrown into turmoil by the closure of Lea Road for a few days.
The whole of Gainsborough seems to have ground to a halt, it’s hilarious.
It is times like this when I feel decidedly smug.
I had no such problems getting around, cruising up and down the open waters of the Trent.
I’d like to see them try and close the river. They’d have a mutiny on their hands.
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