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I SEE the lives of you landlubbers has been thrown into turmoil by the closure of Lea Road for a few days.

The whole of Gainsborough seems to have ground to a halt, it’s hilarious.

It is times like this when I feel decidedly smug.

I had no such problems getting around, cruising up and down the open waters of the Trent.

I’d like to see them try and close the river. They’d have a mutiny on their hands.

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