Big birthday bash

THANKS for all your suggestions this week on Facebook for how I could spend my big day.

In the end I plumped for my favourite suggestion: ‘Go and moor up somewhere on the navigable stretch near The Griff Inn, treat yourself to an all-you-can-eat carvery, then grab some cold beers and slump out all afternoon in front of Sky Sports Soccer Saturday, sinking into a disgraceful drunken sleep before waking up for Match Of The Day. A perfect day!’