The Captain talks everything from David Beckham to Costa ram-raids
AHOY thar' me hearties - it's me again!
This week I've found myself with a swarm of bees in my bonnet on all things Gainsborough.
And this week I've got a small raft of fanmail from you land-lovers, including a lovely artist's impression of me aboard my Sunseeker.
Subjects getting the old sea dog's treatment include:
West Lindsey District Council's spy cameras
The accidental ram-raid at Costa Coffee
Haslet - what in Gawd's name is it anyway?
Whatever! Knitwear
David Beckham
Stupid 50mph limits on 10-lane Gainsborough's motorways
Oh and of course there's a whole load more stuff that I've dredged up from the bed of the Trent.
Tally Ho!
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Weather for Gainsborough
Wednesday 08 February 2012
Today
Cloudy
Temperature: -2 C to 2 C
Wind Speed: 10 mph
Wind direction: North east
Tomorrow
Cloudy
Temperature: -0 C to 1 C
Wind Speed: 9 mph
Wind direction: South west
