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The Captain talks everything from David Beckham to Costa ram-raids

AHOY thar' me hearties - it's me again!

This week I've found myself with a swarm of bees in my bonnet on all things Gainsborough.

And this week I've got a small raft of fanmail from you land-lovers, including a lovely artist's impression of me aboard my Sunseeker.

Subjects getting the old sea dog's treatment include:

West Lindsey District Council's spy cameras

The accidental ram-raid at Costa Coffee

Haslet - what in Gawd's name is it anyway?

Whatever! Knitwear

David Beckham

Stupid 50mph limits on 10-lane Gainsborough's motorways

Oh and of course there's a whole load more stuff that I've dredged up from the bed of the Trent.

Tally Ho!

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Weather for Gainsborough

Wednesday 08 February 2012

5 day forecast

Today

Cloudy

Cloudy

Temperature: -2 C to 2 C

Wind Speed: 10 mph

Wind direction: North east

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Temperature: -0 C to 1 C

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Wind direction: South west

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