The Captain is spooked out of his mind!
A NUMBER of you - at least two - have insisted on a preview of The Captain's rantings on the website.
So to whet your nautical whistles, here's what's lined up for you in The Captain's column this week:
He kicks off with a rant at the 45 fee for a 'walk around a draughty barn with a bunch of ghostbusters'.
He's perplexed at why councils in Gainsborough feel the need to make each meeting a 'religious festival'
He show off a hat that a very kind lady has knitted for him
A reader writes in to urge the people of Gainsborough to let The Captain be your voice
And he gives his thoughts on the new police column in the Standard.
To read The Captain's rantings in full, pick up this week's Gainsborough Standard.
TO EMAIL THE CAPTAIN - AND HE NEEDS YOU TO - SIMPLY CLICK HERE
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Weather for Gainsborough
Saturday 04 February 2012
Today
Light snow
Temperature: -4 C to 1 C
Wind Speed: 24 mph
Wind direction: South
Tomorrow
Sunny
Temperature: 1 C to 4 C
Wind Speed: 9 mph
Wind direction: West
