A NUMBER of you - at least two - have insisted on a preview of The Captain's rantings on the website.
So to whet your nautical whistles, here's what's lined up for you in The Captain's column this week:
- He kicks off with a rant at the £45 fee for a 'walk around a draughty barn with a bunch of ghostbusters'.
- He's perplexed at why councils in Gainsborough feel the need to make each meeting a 'religious festival'
- He show off a hat that a very kind lady has knitted for him
- A reader writes in to urge the people of Gainsborough to let The Captain be your voice
- And he gives his thoughts on the new police column in the Standard.
To read The Captain's rantings in full, pick up this week's Gainsborough Standard.
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