THIS week's new and expanded The Captain's column is about to hit the streets in this week's Gainsborough Standard.
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE EMAIL ME. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CLICK HERE.In it he lambasts the authorities for 'wanton vandalism' after witnessing long-established trees being amputated from the Gainsborough Market Place landscape on Tuesday.
He gets into a frenzy about processed meat and declares, SPAM OVERBOARD!
There's a note of worry about pensioners stoning, or balls-of-wooling, him to death.
You can also see what he thinks to the EAU mag - a little community magazine from out Scotter way. There is even a photo of him reading said publication!
He weeps forlornly at the fact nobody has written to Davy Jones' Letter Locker this week.
And points the finger at who he thinks is resposible for the closure of the Trent Valley Academy, and how the war of words between the public and its principal is causing him much amusement.
So don't miss it! Pick up Thursday 28th January's Gainsborough Standard and see what The Captain has to say.
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